15 Weird and Hilarious Products You Can Buy from Amazon

Right now, you can buy a great variety of products in an online store such as Amazon. From toothpicks to lawnmowers, to wolf urine and UFO detectors, all of them are on sale at Amazon.

Yes. Products you don’t think are available can now be bought in the web’s most popular store. So, if you want a cool beer bandolier for a handsfree and heavy drinking experience, you can now get it online. So as the fart machine, and the toilet mug you’ve been wishing to have. Check out these weird and hilarious products from Amazon. I you like this article please share it to your friends by clicking our social media buttons. Enjoy!

Beer Bandolier 12 Can Ammo Pack

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When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you need. There are 12 insulated holsters and each one holds a single 12-ounce can. Whether it’s tailgating season, hunting season or just another Saturday, this beer bandolier can help you avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler. Life is just easier when you keep plenty of your favorite canned beverages right on your chest. Warning: Your friends may try to use you as a human pack mule. Features: Each individual can holster is insulated to keep beer cold. Perfect for tailgating, camping and parties. Specs: Capacity: (12) 12 oz cans. Adjustable waist belt fits waist (or belly) 28″ to 42″.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

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Excited about cracking open that bottle of wine? Not as excited as the Happy Man Bottle Stopper! Like a randy Morph from Take Hart (classic 80’s art programme, look it up), the Happy Man Bottle Stopper is always happy to see you. With a huge…smile, pert butt cheeks and large ‘beaver cleaver,’ he is ready to keep your favourite plonk fresh and fruity. This fabulous red Happy Man Bottle Stopper will greet you with a happy face and wide open arms whenever you open the cutlery drawer. He just can’t wait to plunge into the neck of wine or spirit bottles, you can almost hear his little cheers (not guaranteed). With such a whopping winkie, our Happy Man Bottle Stopper is bound to raise a few laughs as well as eyebrows at the dinner table. What a corker!

Man to Man : Gay Attraction Body Mist

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Natural Gay Attraction Body Mist using 100% Natural Aromatherapy designed to help bring Gay Men to you for sex and friendship.Spray it, go out & have fun. Can be sprayed on you or where you want Men to come to.Great as a pick up in clubs , bars, meeting places. Wear it daily and you will be surprised wher you meet other Gays and where you start picking up other men. This scent is designed specifically for Gay Men. Man To Man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays Attract other Gays.

Fart Machine

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You can now FART wherever and whenever you’d like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let’s just say these fart noises can’t sound any more real! It has 2 pieces – the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet! Use it anywhere – at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby’s diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to “let it rip”! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables!

Wolf Urine

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Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts.

UFO Detector

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Do UFO’s; Unidentified Flying Objects exist? Of course they exist! UFO sightings are reported all over the globe by thousands of people. The real question is whether UFO’s are interstellar vehicles visiting Earth? Most UFO sightings can be classified as misidentified aircraft, planets or other aerial phenomena, but not all of them. There is that small percentage of UFO reports that can’t be explained by any known aircraft or natural phenomena. It is this small percentage of reports that create an exciting possibility. Over the years the small percentage of real UFO sightings have reported magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances. The UFO Detector is designed to sense these disturbances and will signal their presence by flashing an LED and beeping. The elegantly designed transparent plastic case is a handsome sculptured conversation piece that’s allows one to see the electronics inside the case. Suitable for display on a desk, shelf or bedroom dresser.

The BeerBelly

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The Beer Belly, a hands-free hydration system, looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing. It consists of two parts: the sling and the bladder. The sling is designed to fit users up to six feet, eight inches tall, and up to a 40-inch waist. Made of neoprene and nylon, it insulates and feels like skin to the touch. A hook and loop is used for custom sizing. The bladder, made of polyurethane, holds up to 80 ounces of any hot or cold beverage and fits in a custom-shaped pouch in the sling. The bladder has a wide mouth opening for adding ice and to simplify cleaning. Clean the bladder with Beer Belly cleaner, sold separately. The sling can be washed by hand or on the gentle cycle of a washing machine, then hung to dry.

Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug

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Why should dogs be the only ones allowed t drink out of the tiolet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12 -ounces of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take The hand painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffe or tea lover and will gross out anyone who has a weak stomach.

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

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The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. Standard drive, is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph. This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only.

Live Ladybugs, Approximately 1,500 Count

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A favorite “good bug” and alternative to chemicals, ladybugs have been a popular part of the Orcon line of beneficial insects for over 20 years. When released at sundown (because they don’t fly at night), ladybugs eat aphids, mealy bugs, scale, leaf hoppers, various plant eating worms and other destructive soft bodied pests. And they keep on eating until the bad guys are gone, laying their own eggs in the process. When new pests arrive, fresh ladybugs will be waiting. Each container includes approximately 1500 live ladybugs.

Uranium Ore

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Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown.

Food Scented Air Fresheners

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Mmmmm…bacon. Sweet, smoky, wonderful bacon. Nature’s most perfect food, now available as a air freshener.

Fred and Friends Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray

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A novel conversation piece and cocktail party icebreaker, the Gin & Titonic Ice Cube Tray is made of ice blue, food-safe synthetic rubber and features four ocean liners and four icebergs. Created by Fred & Friends, the home design firm whose goal is to “put a smile on your face,” this ice cube tray (measuring 5.8 by 1.2 by 6.2 inches) is sure to add some grim humor to your next event—the iceberg shaped ice cube floats while the Titanic-inspired ocean liner gently lists. Packed in a recyclable clear box, the Gin & Titonic ice cube tray is perfect for your next Oscar party and makes a great gift for Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet fans. Hand washing recommended.

Shot Glass Checkers Set – Full Sized

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Perfect for cocktail parties. Simple to play get jumped you drink, get crowned, drink twice. Set includes glass checker board with rubber feet, 13 clear and 13 frosted shot glasses. Board measures 14 x14 ; each shot glass holds 1oz; arrives gift boxed.

Oh Shit Not You Again Coir Doormat

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Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh. This mat also makes for a great gift for a friend or family member that loves to goof around.

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